Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Shocking Silver Line Revelation: Romantic Views of Tysons From Air Will Lead to Romantic Interludes (Or So Says Metro)

SV openingSo this is turning out to be the week of shocking Silver Line revelations. First, there's the Big Reveal of the starting date for service to Reston. And now, according to this helpful ad from Metro itself, we learn that it will help get nerdy dudes heroes of the military-industrial-IT complex dates!

SRSLY:



Waiting nine-deep on the station platform while an unintelligible PA system (once it's actually working) intones something that sounds like "ghjfh fghjdgghd track fire dhvjfvhj fghfjghjdgh Stadium-Armory gjkjkfh" is definitely a way to get a little frottage romantic, that's for sure.
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6 comments:

  1. DawnJune 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    That is so WEIRD.

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  2. MonikaJune 25, 2014 at 8:29 AM

    Wow. There are no words.

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  3. The ConvictJune 25, 2014 at 8:39 AM

    "ghjfh fghjdgghd track fire dhvjfvhj fghfjghjdgh Stadium-Armory gjkjkfh" ?????

    So, they'll be piping in Klingon Opera over the PA system?

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  4. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 8:48 AM

    Is that what they think people in Reston are like? Or maybe he lives in Tysons.

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  5. Fester AddamsJune 25, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    Hey, if the Silver Line can get this cat fancying neck-beard a girlfriend then it's been worth the wait!

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  6. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 8:14 PM

    Creepy!

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