Waaay back in December, this filthy "web log" announced that the faux-rugged outdoors lifestyle store in Reston's Fake Downtown would be replaced by a faux-hipster computer lifestyle store. Turns out the grand opening of the Reston Apple Store is set for this Saturday, so break out the black turtlenecks and bring your fancy "i-Phones" to take pictures of the sleek new storefront and the "geniuses" issuing inscrutable commands about "rebooting your desktop" and whatnot. And before the comments section gets filled to the brim with prose the likes of "PCz sux doodz u just wish u had a Mac to send ur love IMz to Bill Gatz," please note that this entire filthy "web log" is created on one of those, what do you call it, Macintosh "lap tops." Actually, that explains a lot, doesn't it?Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Apple Store Grand Opening at Reston Town Center on Saturday; Black Turtlenecks, Smug Sense of Superiority Optional
Waaay back in December, this filthy "web log" announced that the faux-rugged outdoors lifestyle store in Reston's Fake Downtown would be replaced by a faux-hipster computer lifestyle store. Turns out the grand opening of the Reston Apple Store is set for this Saturday, so break out the black turtlenecks and bring your fancy "i-Phones" to take pictures of the sleek new storefront and the "geniuses" issuing inscrutable commands about "rebooting your desktop" and whatnot. And before the comments section gets filled to the brim with prose the likes of "PCz sux doodz u just wish u had a Mac to send ur love IMz to Bill Gatz," please note that this entire filthy "web log" is created on one of those, what do you call it, Macintosh "lap tops." Actually, that explains a lot, doesn't it?
what's interesting is Microsoft intends to open actual Microsoft Retail stores themselves, and will target spaces right next to the Apple stores... should be entertaining...
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