Comments on Restonian: News blog from Reston, Virginia, the mauve-colored New Town (tm): Breaking: Reston Holiday Parade Delights All

"Goes beyond our WILDEST dreams." Yea, ...

2010-11-03T15:07:57.440-04:00

"Goes beyond our WILDEST dreams." Yea, nobody likes that person. Even his own son wants him dead.

RestonTownCenter.com says it's the "Holid...

2009-12-02T13:25:11.000-05:00

RestonTownCenter.com says it's the "Holidays are Here!" holiday parade.

Umm. The town center calls it the "Holidays a...

2009-12-02T13:13:21.057-05:00

Umm. The town center calls it the "Holidays are Here!" holiday parade. The events calendar on RestonTownCenter.com lists it as such.

um... pretty sure it was a CHRISTMAS parade.

2009-12-01T10:00:29.014-05:00

um... pretty sure it was a CHRISTMAS parade.

But they did have big balloons, like the Macy'...

2009-11-30T16:13:30.411-05:00

But they did have big balloons, like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

...um he/she has a point.

2009-11-30T13:05:09.240-05:00

...um he/she has a point.

funny, I dint see any turkeys...Just Santa.

2009-11-30T12:59:43.256-05:00

funny, I dint see any turkeys...Just Santa.

11:47... um... pretty sure it was a thanksgiving/c...

2009-11-30T12:38:48.211-05:00

11:47... um... pretty sure it was a thanksgiving/christmas parade. Making it a holiday parade. Were you even there?

Hey folks it is a Christmas Parade! not a Holiday ...

2009-11-30T11:47:40.641-05:00

Hey folks it is a Christmas Parade! not a Holiday parade, c'mon.

Anon 5:26 you are so right. Fake is Fake in Panton...

2009-11-29T20:05:29.571-05:00

Anon 5:26 you are so right. Fake is Fake in Pantone-perfect Reshome.

Enough already!

Now about those Salahis??? They are from Reston, no?

Breaking? Spare us! This is not MyFoxDC. Or is i...

2009-11-29T20:02:53.433-05:00

Breaking? Spare us! This is not MyFoxDC. Or is it? So many Libertarians here all the sudden spook me

You better watch out, You better not cry, You bett...

2009-11-29T16:56:31.392-05:00

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus will get you any toy you want now that your dad knows he's illegal. Even though you've been very bad this year, but that's largely your dad's fault, too, like how Jake your pet hamster was "accidentally" eaten by that snake, and why Mommy left.

He's making a list,
So pick something. Anything.

We're watching for you, Santa. If you're ...

2009-11-29T09:50:52.506-05:00

We're watching for you, Santa. If you're here illegally, we're going to take your picture and turn you over to USCIS.

Did you ever wonder whether Santa gets a visa ever...

2009-11-28T20:42:11.590-05:00

Did you ever wonder whether Santa gets a visa every year? If not, then he's probably here illegally.

I hope Santa didn't make it to Macaroniville via Herndon. If he'd been caught there without a visa, he could have been deported back to the North Pole.

Santa is one of the very few illegals that I might actually miss.

This is the first time I've gone to the holida...

2009-11-28T17:26:54.536-05:00

This is the first time I've gone to the holiday parade at RTC, and I do wish they would condense it. Something comes down the street about once every 10 minutes, and the rest of the time people are just waiting around shivering. It's kind of hard to get into the spirit of the parade when people are constantly asking, "wait, so is it over now?"