tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post556753512658948350..comments2024-02-29T14:00:40.184-05:00Comments on Restonian: News blog from Reston, Virginia, the mauve-colored New Town (tm): Breaking: Holiday Season Apparently Imminent, Officials Urge Mindless Retailing as Response to Onslaught of Shiny DecorationsRestonianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15519884797760354007noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-57166942861484549552010-11-18T19:45:32.083-05:002010-11-18T19:45:32.083-05:00It's easy to grin,
When your ship has come in
...It's easy to grin,<br />When your ship has come in<br />And you've got the stock market beat.<br />But the man worthwhile<br />Is the man who can smile<br />When his shorts are too tight in the seat.Judge Elihu Smallsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-3495838594915886312010-11-18T19:40:15.378-05:002010-11-18T19:40:15.378-05:00So I said, "Hey Llama! How about a little som...So I said, "Hey Llama! How about a little something for, you know, the effort?" And he said, "There won't be any tip. But when you die, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me.<br /><br />Which is nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-78780324956332788612010-11-18T19:29:45.484-05:002010-11-18T19:29:45.484-05:00"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former gr..."Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-42582770535516833172010-11-18T17:55:16.214-05:002010-11-18T17:55:16.214-05:00Anon 6:20
"It's just another restaurant l...Anon 6:20<br />"It's just another restaurant like many others."<br /><br />You do get it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-76528960650259759062010-11-18T13:40:50.806-05:002010-11-18T13:40:50.806-05:00"License to kill gophers by order of the Unit..."License to kill gophers by order of the United States Government."The Greenskeepernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-89782420402260371742010-11-16T22:00:59.576-05:002010-11-16T22:00:59.576-05:00There isn't one Caddyshack fan who posts on Re...There isn't one Caddyshack fan who posts on Restonian? I thought my Baby Ruth in the pool post would get some love, but no, this really is just a filthy web blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-7876465228216260602010-11-15T14:46:40.198-05:002010-11-15T14:46:40.198-05:00The Macaroni Grill's AYCE pasta bowl has got t...The Macaroni Grill's AYCE pasta bowl has got to be better than that warmed over Crap du Bird's Eye from Mont Martre.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-90161063399337086412010-11-14T00:48:41.416-05:002010-11-14T00:48:41.416-05:00Peasant,
I'd just add that the 1:44 troll who...Peasant,<br /><br />I'd just add that the 1:44 troll who is also just sock puppeting the later posts should go to Macaroni Grill and stuff his stupid fat face full of all it can eat bread sticks and never ending bowls of pasta.<br /><br />The End.HCKDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-88637642819481762252010-11-12T11:43:15.214-05:002010-11-12T11:43:15.214-05:00Why would people visit a blog they don't like ...Why would people visit a blog they don't like to read a post they don't like to make a comment about humor they don't like. Me? I heart restonian.org and all it's awesomeness!Dr. Awesome "Russet" Brownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-41419650223506469092010-11-09T23:25:35.140-05:002010-11-09T23:25:35.140-05:00Funny as a turd in a punch bowl? I think Restonia...Funny as a turd in a punch bowl? I think Restonian humor is closer to a Baby Ruth in the pool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-44708909353651908332010-11-09T21:25:14.048-05:002010-11-09T21:25:14.048-05:00Thank you, Convict. Birds of a South Reston feath...Thank you, Convict. Birds of a South Reston feather always flock together.Peasant From Less Sought After South Restonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-3098048942424241512010-11-09T21:14:29.522-05:002010-11-09T21:14:29.522-05:00And that's some might find plumage you've ...And that's some might find plumage you've got there, Peasant.The Convict in the Gulaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02530536432165645618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-28207355842005002372010-11-09T20:46:42.589-05:002010-11-09T20:46:42.589-05:00Re anon 3:26's comment: My nom de pluume says ...Re anon 3:26's comment: My nom de pluume says it all -- damn proud to be a delinquent and dreg of society!Peasant From Less Sought After South Restonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-44878553577242667652010-11-09T20:08:05.806-05:002010-11-09T20:08:05.806-05:00As long as we don't have to live with humorles...As long as we don't have to live with humorless gits like you, 3:26, I'll be happy to remain on my side of the DMZ.The Convict in the Gulaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02530536432165645618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-33061693972535647502010-11-09T19:50:50.441-05:002010-11-09T19:50:50.441-05:00Careful with that artwork, convict, you may get so...Careful with that artwork, convict, you may get somebody who posts here rather arousedA. Nussnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-68363384394457413352010-11-09T16:30:53.885-05:002010-11-09T16:30:53.885-05:00Patch here. Don't pick on my BFF Restonian.Patch here. Don't pick on my BFF Restonian.Reston Patchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-26560535102960434982010-11-09T15:31:49.440-05:002010-11-09T15:31:49.440-05:00Wow, the folks at Patch are in a cranky mood these...Wow, the folks at Patch are in a cranky mood these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-9069922450885394262010-11-09T15:26:26.788-05:002010-11-09T15:26:26.788-05:00Hey, The Convict in the Gulag
Stay in south resto...Hey, The Convict in the Gulag<br /><br />Stay in south reston where you belong, with the rest of the delinquents and dregs of society. If you have to explain what the ASCII art is, then it's pretty much crap. And I agree with those two posters that this guy is as funny as finding a turd in your punch bowl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-62520866711627336942010-11-09T13:58:41.434-05:002010-11-09T13:58:41.434-05:00I've posted here maybe 3 times. Check in every...I've posted here maybe 3 times. Check in every now & then because I like the Restonian's smartbutt humor & I agree with the other very anon people if you don't get the humor go elsewhere .I will at least i.d. myself as a SAHM who's taking a laundry break . Really , like we don't have enough crabby, negative people in No.Va already ? Geeeeez. Spread the "love" elsewhere .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-39666630807663756172010-11-09T12:37:07.631-05:002010-11-09T12:37:07.631-05:00Anon 6:20: The phrase "Macaroni Grill" ...Anon 6:20: The phrase "Macaroni Grill" is absurd. Aspects of Reston itself are absurd. Restonian snarkily (but affectionately) points out the absurdity while dispensing commentary on Reston news.<br /><br />Lots of us like it. If you have a different idea for a Reston-based blog, go for it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-19081619816528815152010-11-09T12:23:48.201-05:002010-11-09T12:23:48.201-05:00Restonian provides timely community info wrapped i...Restonian provides timely community info wrapped in some really valued self-deprecating humor that is absolutely essential in this self-important community. <br /><br />Keep it up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-72338063960739015222010-11-09T12:20:06.571-05:002010-11-09T12:20:06.571-05:00Here's a Holiday present to 1:44 and 4:38 stra...Here's a Holiday present to 1:44 and 4:38 straight from the denizens of the South Reston Penal Colony:<br /><br />(__)*(__)<br /><br />Did you guess what it is? Why, it's the moon! And in just your size: X-Lg.The Convict in the Gulaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02530536432165645618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-91839290348924385492010-11-09T11:26:52.935-05:002010-11-09T11:26:52.935-05:00For Anon 6:20 and/or others who may be new to this...For Anon 6:20 and/or others who may be new to this filthy Website, here is a list of running jokes on Restonian:<br /><br />1. The phrase "filthy Website"<br />2. The awesome particleboard McMansions of Loudoun County<br />3. Our awesome fake downtown<br />4. The word "awesome"<br />5. Red mulch and white stones (don't ask)<br />6. All the new-fangled technology "the kids" use, including "the twitters", the "Book of Faces", the "Yoo-Hoo Tubes", and "cell-u-lar tele-pho-ny"<br />7. A "juicery" for any new rec center <br />8. The Macaroni Grill and its glorious cuisine<br /><br />Restonian regulars -- am I forgetting anything?Peasant From Less Sought After South Restonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-8057885845755683512010-11-09T08:22:37.619-05:002010-11-09T08:22:37.619-05:00Has the clock moved?Has the clock moved?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-80068669404524541152010-11-09T06:20:21.918-05:002010-11-09T06:20:21.918-05:00Anon 4:53
Andy Rooney? That's waaaaay before ...Anon 4:53<br /><br />Andy Rooney? That's waaaaay before my time. I have no idea who that is. I know what a running joke is, but even running jokes have to be funny. And I dont see anything funny about the macaroni grill. It's just another restaurant like many others. Did he get bad service there at one point?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com