tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post3492345180744459127..comments2024-02-29T14:00:40.184-05:00Comments on Restonian: News blog from Reston, Virginia, the mauve-colored New Town (tm): Reston: The Opera to be a Profound Meditation on 21st Century Existence, or Maybe Just Answer the Question of How to Say "Russet Brown" in ItalianRestonianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15519884797760354007noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-32741645325731314902010-09-10T09:22:53.661-04:002010-09-10T09:22:53.661-04:00Here here aonon 8:55!!
Good riddance once and for...Here here aonon 8:55!!<br /><br />Good riddance once and for all to the lot!<br /><br />PS -- the "Reston" magazine --- it was all friends and family (lefty libs that is):<br /><br />Hudgins (rob the already taxed-to-death to house the "poor" six-figure-earning "workfource")<br /><br />Leila (remember she's a DC resident, long-distance polluting commuter, WAY, WAY left of left by her own admissions! "BLEADING heart liberal" she loudly exclaims and she spends our money faster than it rolls in to STD 5 on all her friends bogus "charettes" and related "planning sessions" for the hideous-and still-failing-ever-faster Lake Anne mess)<br /><br />Kenny ("how about them trashy trailers at Lake Anne Elementary School with the wiring by Pepco!!") Plum<br /><br />Not a single REPUBLICAN among the lot -- but we surmise they were too busy overturning Don't ask don't tell --- but, of course, it takes a Republican to overturn the Democrat's failed discriminatory policy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-68352097821396666092010-09-10T08:30:02.467-04:002010-09-10T08:30:02.467-04:00Sometime during the play Lila Gordon appears skip...Sometime during the play Lila Gordon appears skipping and dragging an electric cord across a large puddle muttering something about electrical safety at the RCC pool and swinging the female end of it menacingly.She smiles and other people on stage smile an nod but everyone keeps their distance. While she's speaking great big clouds of smoke rise up from the pudle along with sparks as the theater burns down and firemen appear. Milton Mathews appears splendedly dressed in a Brooksbrother suit and reashures everyone as girders start falling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-39178851290215623452010-09-09T07:29:09.949-04:002010-09-09T07:29:09.949-04:00Peasant and Restonian -- YOU ARE BRILLIANT! I'...Peasant and Restonian -- YOU ARE BRILLIANT! I'd even pay real Yankee dollars to see the musical you'd write!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-83156434086134050192010-09-09T01:55:34.074-04:002010-09-09T01:55:34.074-04:00My taxes too, along with all property owners inclu...My taxes too, along with all property owners including commercial property! Isn't it great living in Reston?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-13756539667774264742010-09-08T18:22:10.438-04:002010-09-08T18:22:10.438-04:00my taxes are paying for a reston operamy taxes are paying for a reston operaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-49352322497581638592010-09-08T12:31:07.030-04:002010-09-08T12:31:07.030-04:00Oops... I mean Scene 3.Oops... I mean Scene 3.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-83146598703869000002010-09-08T12:30:29.106-04:002010-09-08T12:30:29.106-04:00I propose for Act I, Section 3: RA Elections.I propose for Act I, Section 3: RA Elections.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-11738978636565683662010-09-08T12:15:01.075-04:002010-09-08T12:15:01.075-04:00ACT 1, SCENE 2
On the Lake Anne Plaza, next to th...ACT 1, SCENE 2<br /><br />On the Lake Anne Plaza, next to the statue of Dear Leader.<br /><br />Enter Fred, downcast now that the "grosery" has closed.<br /><br />FRED (sings):<br />Woe! Russet, beige, taupe, or tan,<br />I see impending doom for Lake Anne.<br />Yet another study by Cathy Hudgins<br />To bury deeper opponents whom she bludgeons.<br /><br />Enter Susie, tripping over broken pavement.<br /><br />SUSIE (sings):<br />Dearest DRB-afflicted hubby, dear Fred,<br />Can't you see Lake Anne is dead?<br />It can't escape its destined fate<br />As the newest site for Section Eight.<br /><br />BiCO makes a surprise appearance!<br /><br />BiCO (sings):<br />Turn Lake Anne into a high-density, pedestrian-friendly, environmentally-sensitive, young adult-attracting, transit-oriented development -<br />Or I'll end up living in a tent.<br />And that's the truth and not a rumor,<br />You sprawl-loving NIMBY Baby Boomer!<br /><br />Enter Rod Koozmin clutching a poison ivy vine he's cut.<br /><br />Rod (sings):<br />Eternal vigilance is my byword<br />As I cast my anxious eye ever skyward,<br />Sawing branches, ducking ivy, dodging ticks.<br />Dear Leader, Reston's really the sticks!<br /><br />Enter The Peasant, hauling a deer carcass. <br /><br />Peasant (sings):<br />No matter, buck or doe or baby fawn,<br />All them damn deer are Satan's spawn.<br />Kill them one, kill them all,<br />And then my hostas can live 'til fall.<br /><br />Fred, Susie, BiCO, Rod, and Peasant stand in formation and salute.<br />(Sing in unison):<br /><br />I'm a Reston Doodle Dandy,<br />A Reston Doodle do or die;<br />A real life nephew of my Uncle Simon,<br />Born in an earth-tone diamond.<br />I've just gotten a DRB violation<br />For my red mulch abomination.<br />Reston Doodle came to Fairfax just to pay some more tax. <br />I am the Reston Doodle Boy!The Peasant From Less Sought After South Restonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-60174390950227244042010-09-08T09:56:15.569-04:002010-09-08T09:56:15.569-04:00I can't wait for scene 2 -- it will be doozy f...I can't wait for scene 2 -- it will be doozy for sure!<br /><br />BTW --- when is Hudgin's term up? The sooner we get rid of her, the sooner she will stop spending OUR money on HER friends and their wasteful pet projects! <br /><br />I mean, how many more studies do we need on Lake Anee?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-59112365717570000892010-09-08T09:41:09.917-04:002010-09-08T09:41:09.917-04:00Justine:
You mean the fat girl that no longer sin...Justine:<br /><br />You mean the fat girl that no longer sings?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-27457195331248902312010-09-08T09:37:08.372-04:002010-09-08T09:37:08.372-04:00Scene 2 should be all about Hudgins, Section 8 and...Scene 2 should be all about Hudgins, Section 8 and Public Housing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-78170510894845827292010-09-07T15:13:28.312-04:002010-09-07T15:13:28.312-04:00Classic, Restonian, classic.
Bravissimo!
Anyone ...Classic, Restonian, classic.<br /><br />Bravissimo!<br /><br />Anyone up for writing Act 1, Scene 2?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-42454412970121961502010-09-07T14:11:55.624-04:002010-09-07T14:11:55.624-04:00They were intent on a star-crossed lovers' mus...They were intent on a star-crossed lovers' musical called South Lakes Story but some Broadway folk stepped in. Also, there was a plan to do a spoken-word tribute to those members of the community no longer with us entitled "Reston Peace."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09533539300819878842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-63732413882597695282010-09-07T14:02:19.193-04:002010-09-07T14:02:19.193-04:00When will RESTON: THE MAGAZINE do a story on RESTO...When will RESTON: THE MAGAZINE do a story on RESTON: THE OPERA?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-69552643472964648052010-09-07T13:42:14.255-04:002010-09-07T13:42:14.255-04:00kudos on using the word "defenestrate"
...kudos on using the word "defenestrate"<br /><br />bravo!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com