tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post2614326893751000770..comments2024-02-29T14:00:40.184-05:00Comments on Restonian: News blog from Reston, Virginia, the mauve-colored New Town (tm): On The YouTubes: We Watch the Reston Association Videos So You Don't Have ToRestonianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15519884797760354007noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-77685910053645248602012-10-18T10:53:01.250-04:002012-10-18T10:53:01.250-04:00Mean Daddy,
Ya heard wrong - they're going to...Mean Daddy,<br /><br />Ya heard wrong - they're going to drain Lake Thoreau in order to find the Loch Ness Monster. The Lake Anne area will be torn up to investigate rumors that Jimmy Hoffa is buried under the water fountain.WarpSpeedScottyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348727866947513071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-4337672918794013992012-10-17T23:23:05.273-04:002012-10-17T23:23:05.273-04:00What news? Don't you know that "nothing ...What news? Don't you know that "nothing ever happens here" according to the neighbor's teenagers...The Java Masternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-41597419921212319452012-10-17T16:38:38.530-04:002012-10-17T16:38:38.530-04:00"It's not like anything's happened in..."It's not like anything's happened in the last month or so, or that the RA is taking a more active role in such things."<br /><br />Well, actually something did happen last month. You see, Andy is standing on the path that passes by Lake Thoreau. Last month the RA contracted with BP to drill an exploratory well through the 8,957 feet of geologically compressed layers of goose poop and urban runoff that have collected at the bottom of lake during the past 10,000,000 years. It turns out the bottom layer of goose poop and lawn fertilizer has turned to oil. The RA plans build a pipeline that will extend from the bottom of Lake Thoreau to Lake Anne. Oil will then be tranfered between the lakes in an effort to raise the sea level of Lake Anne so that the RELAC chillers will have enough water to cool Lake Anne residences in time for the coming cold winter. <br /><br />...I'm just joking...actually, the RA decided to drop the water level of Lake Newport by shifting water from that lake to Lake Anne...right...I'm just kidding about that one, too...that second idea is really silly...the RA would never do something THAT silly...right?Mean Daddy Dnoreply@blogger.com