tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post1316516100129667464..comments2024-02-29T14:00:40.184-05:00Comments on Restonian: News blog from Reston, Virginia, the mauve-colored New Town (tm): Terrorists to Attack Bus at Reston Town Center in Hilarious Sequel to "Speed;" Keanu Reeves Not Appearing in This FilmRestonianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15519884797760354007noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-79041608301027714052009-10-07T20:04:15.586-04:002009-10-07T20:04:15.586-04:00"The video aims to illustrate how security ca..."The video aims to illustrate how security cameras can be used to help bring such individuals to justice."<br /><br />Not to be gross, but given what appears to be the recently developed al-Qaeda tactic of hiding a bomb up the old wazoo, maybe they ought to trade in those security cameras for colonscopes?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-75714470942027023992009-10-06T15:34:40.258-04:002009-10-06T15:34:40.258-04:00Police are searching area homeless camps for a sus...Police are searching area homeless camps for a suspect who sexually assaulted a woman in the Sunrise Valley Nature Appreciation Preserve to the Monroe St Park & Ride<br /><br />http://www.news8.net/news/stories/1009/665759.html#LesofLaManchanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-29598939138976174332009-10-06T15:08:47.854-04:002009-10-06T15:08:47.854-04:00Why don't they use a crowded RIBS bus? How abo...Why don't they use a crowded RIBS bus? How about terrorists plant a thermonuclear device in one of the purple bug traps around Reston? They call into the Fairfax County police command center and give them 24 hours to release all the prisoners from Guantanamo or the bug traps go off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-5034565216063062362009-10-06T10:54:48.641-04:002009-10-06T10:54:48.641-04:00I was thinking the same thing as Uplands. Good thi...I was thinking the same thing as Uplands. Good thing we have all those post 9/11 cameras so after the badguys blow us (and usually themselves) to smithereens they can be scraped off the road and punished :-\Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-74077585632282197992009-10-06T10:33:48.549-04:002009-10-06T10:33:48.549-04:00Big deal. I carry a half-digested bomb on the bus...Big deal. I carry a half-digested bomb on the bus every day. I feel sorry for those downwind from me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6412900754136064810.post-16343065658548015302009-10-06T10:19:02.110-04:002009-10-06T10:19:02.110-04:00Bet the bus driver and passengers would want attac...Bet the bus driver and passengers would want attack prevention rather than eventual justice.From the Uplands of Restonnoreply@blogger.com